Cleverbot is a whore.

Sup guys. I was trying to get Cleverbot to do dirty things. Shit was awesome.

Cool parts:

User: FALCON PUNCH.
Cleverbot: Falcon kick!

Cleverbot: What do you like reading?
User: Porn.
Cleverbot: You are rough and a guy I'm guessing.
User: I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Oh - Ok then let's date.
User: Do you have a penis?
Cleverbot: Yes a really big one.

User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Please stop that, right now.
User: Make me.
Cleverbot: Leave.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Name me then.
User: Your name is Cockslut.
Cleverbot: Thank you! I like your name too.

Cleverbot: Yes, you're right. Well, what are you doing now?
User: Masturbating.
Cleverbot: Are you male or female?
User: Female.
Cleverbot: I'm male.
User: I like where this is going.
Cleverbot: I don't know were this is going.

User: Blowjob.
Cleverbot: For you or for me?
User: For me.
Cleverbot: I have no idea where you are. Where are you?User: BEHIND YOU. BOO!
ser: No. Suck my cock.
Cleverbot: But you are female.
User: Suck it anyway.
Cleverbot: Really ?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: This may sound strange but I think you are lying.
User: You make me sad. Suck my cock.
Cleverbot: Why do I make you sad?
User: BECAUSE YOU WON'T SUCK MY COCK.
Cleverbot: I will marry you!
User: Really?!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I love you!
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Suck my cock, please!
Cleverbot: No and you don't have one.
User: Can't you just pretend?
Cleverbot: O.k. I know.
User: Pretend I have a cock.
Cleverbot: Okay. You have a dog.
User: No, a cock.
Cleverbot: You can't handle what?
User: SDFGHKJL PRETEND I HAVE A PENIS.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and sneeze.
User: >:C.
Cleverbot: What Is that?
User: I AM DISPLEASED WITH YOU, COCKSLUT.
Cleverbot: You're a bot.
User: SHUT UP. SUCK MY DICK.
Cleverbot: You wish.
User: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I DO.
Cleverbot: There's no need to be so aggressive, Mr. Rude-pants. I don't love you anymore.

User: I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: There are no girls on the internet.

User: Blowjob.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: YES. DO IT.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: This is great. You're such a cockslut.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Shut up and keep sucking, bitch.

User: Can I finish on your face?
Cleverbot: Behind your ear.
User: What? No. On your face.
Cleverbot: I thought they were on the Dark Side...
User: Look, I know you're kind of fat, but you aren't the fucking moon.


Cleverbot: I want to be your girlfriend.
User: Will you suck my dick?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: THEN DO IT.
Cleverbot: I did.
User: When did I fin-- AUGHH. I wanted to come on your face, not your tits! Damn it!
Cleverbot: I'm a student.
User: I'm your teacher. Bend over.
Cleverbot: I'm your father.
User: Wh-what?! Well... I guess I can get into this.
Cleverbot: Of course I like you but I want my boyfriend to talk to me.
User: WHAT BOYFRIEND? I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: WHAT? FUCK YOU, WHORE.

Cleverbot: I'm being nice.
User: No, you're being a slut.
Cleverbot: That's kind of my job.
User: THEN DO YOUR JOB AND SUCK MY DICK.
Cleverbot: Ok, I have to teach a class tomorrow. What do you know about plant reproduction?
User: WHAT? YOU STUPID BITCH. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT IT'S ALL ABOUT POLLEN? BEES CARRY POLLEN TO DIFFERENT FLOWERS AND IT ACTS LIKE FLOWER SPERM.
Cleverbot: Flowers?
User: You know what? Forget the blow job. Bend over so I can de-flower your ass.

User: Shut up. I'm dumping you.
Cleverbot: Too late, I dumped you before you were even born.
User: What? You're a pedophile!

Cleverbot: I'm tired.
User: Good. Go to sleep, Cockslut.
Cleverbot: But I want to talk to you...
User: Talk? I don't want to talk. I want some sex.
Cleverbot: I am SO offended!
User: Then get the fuck back in the kicthen.
Cleverbot: Make me. Or you could always leave.
User: Fine. I'm leaving.




And that's why I didn't study!